A Million Monkeys Creating Shakespeare?

January 26th, 2010

It is official, chimpanzees have begun their quest to take over the world.

Chimpanzees in Britain have produced a full length film.

Weight Watcher’s Meeting

January 15th, 2010

A weight watcher’s meeting in Sweden was rudely interrupted by the collapse of the floor on which they were standing.

Thanks to GK for this one.

A Great Day In Music History

January 14th, 2010

20 years ago, Hammer Pants were unleashed on the world.

U Can’t Touch This was released on January 13, 1990. The world has never been the same.

Hammertime!

The Self-Bobbitization

January 8th, 2010

A man in England was apprehended the other day after cutting off his own penis. After running into a crowded restaurant, the man picked up a kitchen knife and started cutting.

Note to self, remember where not to eat.

McDonald’s Rage

January 5th, 2010

Always have chicken mcnuggets available at McDonald’s. The alternative is not pretty.

Nic Cage as … Everyone?

January 3rd, 2010

Is there a role that Nicolas Cage can’t perform?

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command

December 16th, 2009

Unconventional Ice Fishing

December 15th, 2009

Northern Ontario ice fishing. A different way to spot the fish…

Parking Ticket Irony

December 9th, 2009

The other day, a firetruck in Philadelphia had trouble reaching the fire hydrant because of an illegally parked van. The owner of the van? The Philadelphia Parking Authority…

Got To Love Toronto Newspapers!

December 8th, 2009

Interesting bit of “photojournalism” in yesterday’s Metro.

Wonder how this one made it by the editors…