Daily Dyson

It is official, chimpanzees have begun their quest to take over the world.

Chimpanzees in Britain have produced a full length film.

A weight watcher’s meeting in Sweden was rudely interrupted by the collapse of the floor on which they were standing.

Thanks to GK for this one.

20 years ago, Hammer Pants were unleashed on the world.

U Can’t Touch This was released on January 13, 1990. The world has never been the same.

Hammertime!

A man in England was apprehended the other day after cutting off his own penis. After running into a crowded restaurant, the man picked up a kitchen knife and started cutting.

Note to self, remember where not to eat.

Always have chicken mcnuggets available at McDonald’s. The alternative is not pretty.

Is there a role that Nicolas Cage can’t perform?

Northern Ontario ice fishing. A different way to spot the fish…

The other day, a firetruck in Philadelphia had trouble reaching the fire hydrant because of an illegally parked van. The owner of the van? The Philadelphia Parking Authority…

Interesting bit of “photojournalism” in yesterday’s Metro.

Wonder how this one made it by the editors…