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David Hasselhoff.

2008.

This guy is fishing off the back of a jetski for marlins. This is nuts.

The Crocodile Hunter of extreme fishing…

Check this out…

Ever wondered what happened to the Hanson Brothers from Slap Shot?

I do.

I lie awake at night wondering what happened to them.

I hope they are alright.

I hope old time hockey is alright.

This is some great television. MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski refuses, on live television, to lead the news with a story about Paris Hilton being released from jail.

She tries to burn her paper copy of the story, and then shreds the replacement that her producers give her.

More journalists need to take a stand over this kind of “news.”

Good job.

Video below.

James Dyson, the man who reinvented the vacuum, has come up with yet another genius invention.

Watch out World’s Most Powerful Hand Dryer. You now have competition. The Airblade is on the scene.

The University of Massachusetts will be host to forums on the impact of the Grateful Dead on American Culture. Three days in November will be DEADicated to the impact that the band has had on American folklore and music, as well as general culture.

Definitely something that I would re-enroll for. Well, that and the no-class-before-noon rule. And prepared meals everyday. And parties. And student discounts. And residence. And…

As promised, an update on the story of the Canadian Crippler, Chris Benoit.

Turns out he killed his wife and son over a couple of days before hanging himself on Monday.

This is some really crazy stuff…

I always liked Chris Benoit, both when he was in the WCW and WWE. This is unthinkable. Nuts. Horrifying.

Crazy.

Poor poor guy. Lost his penis, had it surgically reattached. Now has had it removed for “psychological” reasons.

WOW.

Worst day ever.