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Be very careful what you tee up to hit…

Google always has the answers for life’s great mysteries…

Sirius Satellite Radio is adding a new channel to their already impressive lineup.

Starting later this summer, The Grateful Dead channel will join the Sirius revolution.

Today the editorial board at the Daily Dyson is all smiles.

Eat that XM!

The world’s largest ketchup packet has been produced in Colinsville, Illinois.

Good job people of Colinsville, you’ve really highlighted how great your town really is.

Looks like Paris Hilton is going to not be receiving her $60 million inheritance. Her grandfather, Barron Hilton, has said that her arrest and imprisonment for drunk driving was the last straw.

What will poor old Paris do for money now?

Another movie perhaps?

Nice to see that Canada has finally seen some action in the police photo sweepstakes.

NHL players Jordan Staal (Pittsburgh Penguins), Eric Staal (Carolina Hurricans), and participants in Eric’s bachelor party festivities managed to fill the local jail in Lutsen, Minnesota after being arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. There wasn’t enough room in the jail for everyone, so Jordan and two others were released.

Perhaps Lindsay Lohan could call Eric Staal and offer him some of her vast wisdom on getting arrested and having your mugshot splashed across newspapers all over the country.

Looks like Will Ferrell is making a whole series of vids detailing his problems in life.

Check out this new clip where Will is subjected to the most brutal interrogation ever caught on tape. Nobody should be subject to this kind of abuse. This makes Guantanamo Bay look like the Four Seasons.

Brian May, the guitarist for Queen, is going back to school to complete his Doctorate in Astrophysics.

Is there anything that Queen cannot do?

This one goes to all you Entourage fans out there.

The editorial board at the Daily Dyson has managed to secure the website for the Vincent Chase blockbuster film Medellin.

Looks good. Looks real good.

Check it out here.