Looks like there is going to be a shortage of Moosehead in Southern Ontario in the near future, as two trucks carrying over 100,000 bottles of cool refreshing nectar were stolen in Mississauga.
Police say they are on the lookout for two seriously wasted individuals. They are advising Moosehead drinkers to check their beers to ensure they are not consuming beers that are missing serial numbers.
Quote of the day -
“We can’t believe that of all the beer available in Canada that Moosehead would be targeted again,” - Moosehead spokesman John Levesque.
The editors at the Daily Dyson can believe it. Not that there are any media experts on staff here, but why would you provide that as a quote? Are you kidding? Moosehead should be proud that their sweet, tasty, brew would be targetted for theft.
———————-
In a related story, John Tory has released his latest proposal in the Ontario election, and it’s a good one. Tory is proposing to put in place a pilot project to sell alcohol in corner stores (Ontario made only).
You can already buy other 19+ products at your local Mac’s like cigarettes, so why not include alcohol? Makes perfect sense.
