Daily Dyson

Who would win in an epic battle between Arnold Scharzenegger and Chuck Norris?

Sadly, we will probably never find out, as that battle would signal the end of the world.

But we will see their anointed champions duke it out over the next couple of days, as the Governator has endorsed John McCain for the Republican Nomination.

Chuck Norris, the man who will be curing cancer in the near future, has declared his support for Mike Huckabee.

Terminator vs Walker Texas Ranger

McCain vs Huckabee

Who will emerge victorious? What will the collateral damage be? Will this world survive?

There is information out there in the world that is important to know. Everyone should be aware of some of those basic facts of human life.

Is it possible to deliver mail by rocket?

How common is it to be injured while sitting on the toilet?

Is playing chess hazardous to your health, and if so, can you die from playing it?

Not boiling the lobster until the shell reaches a reddish colour can leave you with some unintended consequences…

This could happen if you search too closely using Google Maps…

Ever wonder what Jell-O is really made from?

What if we told you bones and animal hides? Still want to eat it?

Does this affect your willingness to participate in Jell-O wrestling?

Remember the next time you are being arrested that there might be cameras watching…

Yet more proof that MacGuyver can deal with any obstacle put in his way.

What can he not do?

Even Google cannot find Chuck Norris.

Go to Google. Type in Find Chuck Norris. Hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.