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No longer interested in annexing the sovereign territory of his neighbours, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is now “choking the chicken” supply imported from the United States.
Wait a minute! He’s doing what?
One of the most ingenious car security systems ever used.
So as not to take away from the story, I will just quote directly from the article found here.
Incredible. Enjoy.
Boppre elected to celebrate Wednesday by getting drunk, and in an obviously solid cognitive state, decided to hop into his truck and go find a prostitute. Lady of the night found, Boppre decided smoking some crack with his new friend was a smashing idea, as was taking off their clothes and masturbating. And driving around. Speeding. Somewhere during the execution of this plan, Boppre misjudged a corner and crashed into a parked car at high speed. Car disabled, Boppre then grabbed his clothes and ran off like a streak in the night. His cunning plan was ruined when eye-witnesses followed him to a hiding spot and pointed the cops in his direction.
And who doesn’t love a good clown?
Not likely, but this would be very cool.
Thanks to M.M. for this one.
