Daily Dyson http://dailydyson.com A little bit from this side of the brain, a little bit from that side... Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:48:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Boy Band Feud http://dailydyson.com/2008/09/05/boy-band-feud/ http://dailydyson.com/2008/09/05/boy-band-feud/#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:48:07 +0000 Editor http://dailydyson.com/?p=656 This one is keeping me up at night.

New Kids On The Block vs Backstreet Boys.

Bring it.

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In place of that giant black hole on the interweb, check out these other sites

Givener or David Artemiw’s retooled site.

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No longer interested in annexing the sovereign territory of his neighbours, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is now “choking the chicken” supply imported from the United States.

What a cock.

Read on here…

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]]> http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/27/its-cool/feed/ Now That’s A Rabbit! http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/24/now-thats-a-rabbit/ http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/24/now-thats-a-rabbit/#comments Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:35:30 +0000 Editor http://dailydyson.com/?p=650

]]> http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/24/now-thats-a-rabbit/feed/ Who Needs A Car Alarm Anyways? http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/22/who-needs-a-car-alarm-anyways/ http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/22/who-needs-a-car-alarm-anyways/#comments Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:50:53 +0000 Editor http://dailydyson.com/?p=649 One of the most ingenious car security systems ever used.

]]> http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/22/who-needs-a-car-alarm-anyways/feed/ This Guy Wins http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/22/this-guy-wins/ http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/22/this-guy-wins/#comments Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:41:24 +0000 Editor http://dailydyson.com/?p=648 So as not to take away from the story, I will just quote directly from the article found here.

Incredible. Enjoy.

Boppre elected to celebrate Wednesday by getting drunk, and in an obviously solid cognitive state, decided to hop into his truck and go find a prostitute. Lady of the night found, Boppre decided smoking some crack with his new friend was a smashing idea, as was taking off their clothes and masturbating. And driving around. Speeding. Somewhere during the execution of this plan, Boppre misjudged a corner and crashed into a parked car at high speed. Car disabled, Boppre then grabbed his clothes and ran off like a streak in the night. His cunning plan was ruined when eye-witnesses followed him to a hiding spot and pointed the cops in his direction.

]]> http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/22/this-guy-wins/feed/ It’s Finger Lickin Good http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/20/its-finger-lickin-good/ http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/20/its-finger-lickin-good/#comments Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:29:35 +0000 Editor http://dailydyson.com/?p=647

]]> http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/20/its-finger-lickin-good/feed/ Your Child’s Next Birthday http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/19/your-childs-next-birthday/ http://dailydyson.com/2008/08/19/your-childs-next-birthday/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:49:19 +0000 Editor http://dailydyson.com/?p=646 And who doesn’t love a good clown?

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